we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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