whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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