get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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