I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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