My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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