Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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