either way he was missing a nipple.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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