Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I looked at my own cervix.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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