ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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