if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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