I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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