apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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