If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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