Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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