it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
try to milk me bitch
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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