You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
they need to just BURY HIM!
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we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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