It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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