Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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