I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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