she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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