does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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