I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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Holy sore nipples Batman
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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