You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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