gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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