Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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