those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Dick very happy bro
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