What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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