Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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