Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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