kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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