You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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