Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize