No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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