i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I need a hoe opinion
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