ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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