I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
bring money and cleavage
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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