I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize