Acid is not a monday night drug
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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