So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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