I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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