Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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