Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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