Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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