Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
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apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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