So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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