goodnight i made you a song goodbye
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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