if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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