mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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