I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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