I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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